Technoblade
Technoblade
Technoblade

I play video games too much. I might not be the best, but I do have hot elbows.

My twitter:
twitter.com/Technothepig

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Fikrlar
  1. Ryan Tanaka

    Ryan Tanaka6 soat oldin

    I saw a poll and it said who is better and dream won the vote😡

  2. Havoc Gia

    Havoc Gia6 soat oldin

    "ChandlerHallow"hey peeps

  3. Aidxn

    Aidxn6 soat oldin

    Makes me wish I even owned Java edition

  4. leafwasnottaken

    leafwasnottaken6 soat oldin

    *b o n k*

  5. Agent Tennessee

    Agent Tennessee6 soat oldin

    I'd like to imagine they told Technoblade one hour in advance because he's the Batman of Minecraft prep time and he's one of those people that just gets exponentially more dangerous when he's aloud to think.

  6. Heavy Breathing

    Heavy Breathing6 soat oldin

    Wwwwaaaaiiiiitttttt..... Whitelisted is Deo’s alt. I’m onto you now blade....

  7. Harvey Sucayre

    Harvey Sucayre6 soat oldin

    Uwuqjbevhak

  8. THØR GAMING

    THØR GAMING7 soat oldin

    The only person to yell “NOOOOOO” when they win

  9. kelvin0_o

    kelvin0_o7 soat oldin

    I like how Techno’s always mined blocks with both hands instead of one

  10. Simply Mxlon

    Simply Mxlon7 soat oldin

    Aww she reminded me when I was younger my brother used to play Minecraft i sat beside him saying “KILL THAT SHEEP” And same with GTA what ever was out in that time “KILL THAT OLD LADY” I swear I am ok now

  11. ANIME_USER

    ANIME_USER7 soat oldin

    My mans mental

  12. BRICK BERRY

    BRICK BERRY7 soat oldin

    Im everywhere

  13. Aidxn

    Aidxn7 soat oldin

    “I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this farm”

  14. Daniel Almiron

    Daniel Almiron7 soat oldin

    He could of just broke the chest and got the items out off it

  15. Reyniel playz

    Reyniel playz7 soat oldin

    Tech no 10mil sub lets goooo

  16. Ojas Mudgal

    Ojas Mudgal7 soat oldin

    Lol

  17. XxLavender_DreamsxX

    XxLavender_DreamsxX7 soat oldin

    I had counted 29 :D Also why am I JUST NOW seeing this LOL this was 7 years ago

  18. Ivander Keynan • 14 years ago

    Ivander Keynan • 14 years ago7 soat oldin

    rip in p

  19. Cyberpotato 0271

    Cyberpotato 02717 soat oldin

    welcome 2021 recommended people!

  20. Will Thomas

    Will Thomas7 soat oldin

    I had a couple.

  21. minecrafter

    minecrafter7 soat oldin

    3:49 with captions on,you won’t regret it

  22. Brogan plays

    Brogan plays7 soat oldin

    Did i just hear a jojo reference

  23. *F O R T N I T E P L A Y S*

    *F O R T N I T E P L A Y S*7 soat oldin

    Techno killed APHMAU T-T

  24. matt alcoriza

    matt alcoriza7 soat oldin

    what if the parents of the family were orphans if he kills the parents of the family then the child will be an orphan....

  25. Will It Snap?

    Will It Snap?7 soat oldin

    Techno best youtuber because techno enjoys killing small kids in videogame and directly demanding money from viewers because he deserves it because he is best youtuber

  26. Banana slash blade

    Banana slash blade7 soat oldin

    TECHNO NEVER DIES

  27. Jax_Potato

    Jax_Potato7 soat oldin

    He has bedrock

  28. Aidxn

    Aidxn7 soat oldin

    When you realize that Squid Kid is verified but Techno isn’t

  29. hamburber

    hamburber7 soat oldin

    Techno sounds like a younger rick

  30. Nate Wong

    Nate Wong7 soat oldin

    All he has is a diamond sword not that strong -Technoblade

  31. Yufeng yan

    Yufeng yan7 soat oldin

    lol

  32. Lnttt

    Lnttt7 soat oldin

    “I’m gonna get like 2 and a half armor bars.” *Techno literally gets 2 and a half armor bars right after saying that.*

  33. Justus McKay

    Justus McKay7 soat oldin

    Sheeeeeeesh

  34. Dolphin Dan 2 Electric Boogaloo Return of the King

    Dolphin Dan 2 Electric Boogaloo Return of the King7 soat oldin

    ‘Never fight a man with thousands of dogs and really good armor and weapons.’ Sun Tzu - The Art Of War, Probably

  35. deltaRed

    deltaRed7 soat oldin

    Germany and the Soviet Union bully Poland

  36. Vicky Wu

    Vicky Wu7 soat oldin

    His kneecaps go crazy 😂😂

  37. Mr. Lumbago

    Mr. Lumbago7 soat oldin

    Why am i getting recommended old videos Not complaining just confused

  38. Roderick Pollard

    Roderick Pollard7 soat oldin

    He clicked so fast, that the FPS of the camera didn’t pick it up

  39. Brbrbrbreanna D

    Brbrbrbreanna D7 soat oldin

    “In what way is this a government; it’s literally a book club.” Me, a book club board member: *sweats profusely*

  40. Dio Brando

    Dio Brando7 soat oldin

    *YES*

  41. Ace John Macaspac

    Ace John Macaspac7 soat oldin

    I can see his faceeee

  42. Sharma Bavita

    Sharma Bavita7 soat oldin

    What is MVP????🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕😅😅😅😅😅

  43. Honeylyn Delarosa

    Honeylyn Delarosa7 soat oldin

    Hey. Technoblade can duel again to dream and to prove your the best player in hol world

  44. unicorn lover

    unicorn lover7 soat oldin

    Techno is literally my fav u watch 2 videos and now like his videos more then anything

  45. User NotFound

    User NotFound7 soat oldin

    The kitchen looks as if they took a school kitchen and gave it good cabinets

  46. LonelyLexi123

    LonelyLexi1237 soat oldin

    This is 15 seconds. What a scam

  47. Funny Valentine

    Funny Valentine7 soat oldin

    Alternate title: British child gets bullied by 12 adults

  48. CyberDragon

    CyberDragon7 soat oldin

    BEAT VIDEO EVER

  49. blxretro

    blxretro7 soat oldin

    Why are we all arguing over wheat there is no hunger in this game. *goes and farms 500m potatos*

  50. Max L. B. M.Y. G.

    Max L. B. M.Y. G.7 soat oldin

    Who is here after Quackity’s stream to see the grave island

  51. Sun Dappled

    Sun Dappled7 soat oldin

    The intro is so good, the words are so simple and compelling.

  52. NickWearsSocks

    NickWearsSocks7 soat oldin

    broooo my boy tech sword got kilt got gunk ball

  53. Nozomi Toujou

    Nozomi Toujou7 soat oldin

    Idk If It is what the person meant, but ixi in portuguese means oops ir when something is wrong/not going the way they expected

  54. SpItFiRe GOD

    SpItFiRe GOD7 soat oldin

    why am I here? what lead me to this video after 5 years???

  55. Scarlet Skies

    Scarlet Skies7 soat oldin

    It could be 80 degrees (Fahrenheit) one day and the next there could be 4 feet of snow, no joke that’s happened multiple times this year.... 😒 it also got to -36 ish degrees (Fahrenheit again) This winter I wore shorts in 32 degree weather because it got so cold I hate my states weather it’s so inconsistent Sorry about my weather rant, hope you have a great day! 😊

  56. Sun Dappled

    Sun Dappled7 soat oldin

    The epic conclusion! back here to watch after the crown was dusted off for the fight with Dante.

  57. Malluc

    Malluc7 soat oldin

    This man has always had a fantastic sense of humor.

  58. bofooit gojo

    bofooit gojo7 soat oldin

    “If you can’t win a $10000 fridge go the $5000 one” -Sun Tzu the art of war

  59. dqriuss

    dqriuss7 soat oldin

    “pick up the pace losers, chop chop”

  60. Obamaspuebes

    Obamaspuebes7 soat oldin

    Are you turning 22 this year?

  61. That Nerd Albert

    That Nerd Albert7 soat oldin

    i found my 2 year old comment on this video, cool

  62. Sun Dappled

    Sun Dappled7 soat oldin

    Your content is amazing, and super funny I come back to watch this when I feel down.

  63. Cooper Jump

    Cooper Jump7 soat oldin

    Everyone:”so how many orphans have you killed?” Technoblade:”yes”

  64. dream

    dream7 soat oldin

    those that have treated me with kindness, i will repay that kindness tenfold. and those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends-i shall repay that injustice a thousand times over

  65. Irene Yambot

    Irene Yambot7 soat oldin

    hahaha michael was also there

  66. Doge Gaming!

    Doge Gaming!7 soat oldin

    He even searched on the m- *box hits him* *1 second later* *dog comes*

  67. Sun Dappled

    Sun Dappled7 soat oldin

    Technosupport

  68. Crafted Doge

    Crafted Doge7 soat oldin

    To this day admins still have not fixed pig kit

  69. Nini Luu

    Nini Luu7 soat oldin

    :ooooo :OOOOOO

  70. Vicky Wu

    Vicky Wu7 soat oldin

    Another episode on *Will this be the newest high viewed video!! Made 6 years ago*

  71. Pengtropica

    Pengtropica7 soat oldin

    What I learned from this video: He is a highschooler and he has Dream What I didn’t learn from this video: what Technoblade looks like

  72. Kashan Malick

    Kashan Malick7 soat oldin

    First in my recommendations lmao I just woke up

  73. Raphael Autret

    Raphael Autret7 soat oldin

    Man. I can’t get enough of those elbows