Border Patrol: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Donald Trump's plan to hire more Border Patrol agents could lead to more corruption and misconduct. If only their recruitment ads were designed to attract the most suitable applicants.
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  1. IkanisuShikari

    IkanisuShikari7 kun oldin

    For some reason, the part with the border guards and the Honda made me lose my shit.

  2. Kyle120212XD

    Kyle120212XD7 kun oldin

    Kinda wish I lived in the states, I'd love to get paid to sit outside and smoke weed all day...

  3. Hannah Logarski

    Hannah Logarski8 kun oldin

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  4. Jonathan Ngo

    Jonathan Ngo9 kun oldin

    Is that Will Arnet's voice at the end?

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    valerie mackey11 kun oldin

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  7. Josh Miller

    Josh Miller12 kun oldin

    Do you want to know how much I suck? John made his Sea World joke, and my FIRST THOUGHT was, “AcKsHuAlLy, orcas aren’t really whales; they’re dolphins.”

  8. Shawn Chamberss

    Shawn Chamberss18 kun oldin

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    Lily Charles19 kun oldin

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  10. Ker Loz

    Ker Loz20 kun oldin

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  11. Niki

    Niki21 kun oldin

    That last ad looks like they are looking for Canadians

  12. pleappleappleap

    pleappleappleap29 kun oldin

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  13. Frank Uhlig

    Frank UhligOy oldin

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  14. Joaquin

    JoaquinOy oldin

    They got the Horse from Horsin' Around to do dub the patrol promotional video!

  15. Xavier O’Mack

    Xavier O’MackOy oldin

    Humanizing tyrants?!!!!! I'm officially done with John Oliver!!!!

  16. Claire Sinclair

    Claire SinclairOy oldin

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    Zizi GurraOy oldin

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  18. Plumikii Ryu

    Plumikii RyuOy oldin

    Please Do A Piece on Michael Jackson Hi, I’m writing to you because Last Week Tonight as opposed to other such shows actually cares about issues rather than chasing the headlines. It has been 11 years since Michael Jackson passed away yet to this day what the common consensus is that he is a taboo subject for many. I recall you guys once did a piece on Public Shaming. Michael Jackson was a genius, an abused child. He was strange. He was one of the few major stars from the 80s who came out of the 80s without a heroine addiction. He in his own way did many, Many strange things, but so do most other superstars. And more than others he actually cared. About children, about the earth. About the issues we are discussing to this day. While Icons like Freddie Mercury, Elvis Presley, Prince, Beetles and many more are known for their good works, Michael is known for the something which he has repeatedly been acquitted for. It’s the truth that anyone looking for will find instantly but due to the “where there is smoke there is a fire” narrative, even 11 years after his death, the new media treats him like a criminal. All his trial pages are open for the public to read. He WAS weird. Making a ranch called neverland, hanging out with children. Trusting people he shouldn’t. But I urge you please cover him, hear beyond the noise like you guys often do. The most successful African American Artist of all time was a humble man child, who respected women, loved children and cared about our environment. He was not a heroine junkie, a private man who did not share his disease even all the way back in 1993 even though he was accused of wanting to become a “White Man”. He was eccentric. Hanging out with animals and caring about them. This article covers multiple sources, some of which I had read previously. Michael Jackson was a multi talented millionaire pop star, who was not an alcoholic, was a caring father, a filial son, Treated women with respect, cared about the planet and it’s beings. The press that constantly kept DASHING him, had found a way to subvert their guilt. All those years of calling him a “Jacko”, “monkey” and many more hurtful things was justified if he was a paedophile. They NEEDED him to be guilty. Such a man cannot exist in Hollywood. Such public shaming had allowed and to this day allows Michael to be a victim to all this slander. Please do a piece, if not one that exonerates him then one that once and for all cements the fact the Michael Jackson, the greatest pop star, the first African American Idol was a paedophile. Not through unknown sources or flimsy headlines but through concrete proof. A news echoing in a closed chamber will not reach anyone, most fans who what to know the truth know it, other people will read the headlines but not the explanations. It’s about time the general public knows. Please do a piece on Michael, the blatant mistreatment by the media, The systematic racism he faced during his trials. Please don’t let the first African American Singer be remembered for the things he did not do, He was weird, weird enough to annoy Freddie Mercury with Bubbles feedbacks, weird enough to let kids crack raw eggs over Michael Jackson, Weird enough to play water balloons with children. But he was not a paedophile and the world needs to acknowledge that. He was in no way a “Perfect Human” but he tried his best to live right and we should not punish him for doing that. On this year please exonerate this Black man, the Justice System has done it two decades ago, it’s about time everyone else does. Please do a piece on Michael Jackson.

  19. Kevin Budzisch

    Kevin BudzischOy oldin

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  20. Cameron Hodgetts

    Cameron HodgettsOy oldin

    Was that Batman narrating the advert at the end? (By Batman I mean Will Arnett)

  21. Ryan Lesner

    Ryan LesnerOy oldin

    8:01 Is smoking weed still a major crime? Did this weed smoker live in a state where it was legal?

  22. Ryan Lesner

    Ryan LesnerOy oldin

    2:48 Did Dora the explorer just cross the boarder illegally?

  23. MCPunk55

    MCPunk55Oy oldin

    Fun fact: you can fool the polygraph with a pill...

  24. MCPunk55

    MCPunk55Oy oldin

    Apparently Trump thinks the planet is U.S. and everything else is to the South and called Mexico...

  25. Helene Smothers Helene

    Helene Smothers HeleneOy oldin

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  26. Sophia Miyamoto

    Sophia MiyamotoOy oldin

    That fake ad at the end actually makes me want to join border patrol which I've never close to considered before

  27. BarricadeAD

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    greg lialiosOy oldin

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    Anthony Phung2 oy oldin

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    Clalala Tayag2 oy oldin

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  32. Juan Ville

    Juan Ville2 oy oldin

    I just realized that the narrator of the last bit is the voice actor of Bojack Horseman

  33. Byron Brammer

    Byron Brammer2 oy oldin

    Polygraph tests are garbage.

  34. Alex Rompen

    Alex Rompen2 oy oldin

    Its sad John Oliver can put out such accurate facts but still believes in the pseudoscientific nonsense of the polygraph test.

  35. Justin

    Justin2 oy oldin

    Is Will Arnett the voice of the narrator? It does sound like Lego Batman.

  36. drowningfast

    drowningfast2 oy oldin

    Why do i want to be a border patrol agent now

  37. Rahul Agarwal

    Rahul Agarwal2 oy oldin

    What abt cuckcakes ? Seems like a missed opportunity

  38. dietcokemegamind

    dietcokemegamind3 oy oldin

    was that will arnett doing the voiceover at the end?

  39. Nicholas Ziemba

    Nicholas Ziemba3 oy oldin

    Fuck you John! Red Delicious apples are amazing!

  40. Karl Domingues

    Karl Domingues3 oy oldin

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  41. Acerbic Atheist

    Acerbic Atheist3 oy oldin

    Kittens are enormously exciting. I dare you to disagree. I double-dare you, etc. ^--^. Pussycat ♥️⚡😈👍 😾Angri pussi tramazi parti 🤣💊🎉🎶🔊⚠️🎊

  42. Monique Damphousse

    Monique Damphousse3 oy oldin

    They should have called them the boredom patrol.

  43. Another Stupid Let's Play Channel

    Another Stupid Let's Play Channel4 oy oldin

    It took me entirely too long to realize who that narrator was as the end. To be fair, though, I was distracted playing Minecraft.

  44. Jacob Motley

    Jacob Motley4 oy oldin

    Finally someone gets it with the red “delicious” apples

  45. James Sullivan

    James Sullivan4 oy oldin

    Shooting someone across a country's border, by a federal official, is technically a declaration of war.

  46. Saniya 666

    Saniya 6664 oy oldin

    please upload high resolution picture of stay up late by brian swords, i'm want to use it as wallpaper for my computer, please please please. I love that painting ..

  47. Faris Chugthai

    Faris Chugthai4 oy oldin

    This won the emmy for outstanding picture editing for variety programming!

  48. Faris Khalil

    Faris Khalil4 oy oldin

    Kenny Wallace!!! (Sorry, I'm just a die-hard NASCAR fan)

  49. Lesiqa Jeni

    Lesiqa Jeni4 oy oldin

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  50. Romina Fun

    Romina Fun4 oy oldin


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    Romina Fun4 oy oldin


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    Romina Fun4 oy oldin


  53. Romina Fun

    Romina Fun4 oy oldin


  54. Rob Nowe

    Rob Nowe4 oy oldin

    ******** *20201207 ***** *Grand Total 427+ miles ***** (CBP: 423 miles as of 20201207 ; Private: 4 miles).

  55. Romina Fun

    Romina Fun4 oy oldin


  56. Sl1pp1

    Sl1pp14 oy oldin

    Cake Cucks...Out now: xD

  57. Khánh Bảo Đoàn

    Khánh Bảo Đoàn4 oy oldin

    14:39 Many Americans feel threatened by everything.

  58. pikeman80

    pikeman805 oy oldin

    Guns against rocks. Isn't that the law enforcement and military slogan?

  59. Rob Nowe

    Rob Nowe5 oy oldin

    ****** *20201114 **** *Grand Total 406+ miles **** (CBP: 402 miles as of 20201114 ; Private: 4 miles). This is ≥ 90% of 450 mile goal, ≥ 79% of 509 mile goal, ≥ 62% of previous 654 mile preexisting, ≥ 40% of 1,000 miles, & ≥ 20% of entire southern border.

  60. NoEsUnYoutuber

    NoEsUnYoutuber5 oy oldin

    I feel like we're really not considering what performing a lewd act at Cirque Du Soleil means. The phrasing makes me think they weren't doing that as performers but as audience members, and I would really like everyone to consider the mental image of two off duty rent-a-cops drunk, violent, and fuckin' in the stands at Cirque Du Soleil. That is so much stranger than if they were on stage.

  61. Ned Curfman

    Ned Curfman5 oy oldin

    I want “Gravity: Arch-Nemesis to the Concept of Up” on a t-shirt

  62. Ash_hole51

    Ash_hole515 oy oldin

    Also when that guy was saying “‘literal’ tons of drugs” that’s a rare time when someone actually means the word “literally,” because we all know when anyone says “literally” they actually mean “figuratively,” the exact opposite of literally

  63. Bunny, Easter

    Bunny, Easter5 oy oldin

    "Join the Bo-- jack Horseman Patrol!"

  64. Stoop_Kid

    Stoop_Kid5 oy oldin

    They should train and activate members of the Guard or Reserves to help out

  65. FarwenGreenwood

    FarwenGreenwood5 oy oldin

    who else here from the r/neoliberal wiki page on open borders??

  66. Breanna Stucker Aguilar Hale Angel

    Breanna Stucker Aguilar Hale Angel5 oy oldin

    Men in Black. Copy.

  67. Breanna Stucker Aguilar Hale Angel

    Breanna Stucker Aguilar Hale Angel5 oy oldin

    Copy Sir. Yes Sir.

  68. Ro N

    Ro N5 oy oldin

    ****** *20201029 ***** *Grand Total 404+ miles ***** (CBP: 400 miles as of 20201029 ; Private: 4 miles). This is ≥ 89% of 450 mile goal, ≥ 79% of 509 mile goal, ≥ 61% of previous 654 mile preexisting, ≥ 40% of 1,000 miles, & ≥ 20% of entire southern border.


    ADS BY STARS5 oy oldin

    Here we have a British illegal talking about USA borders

  70. 2000 Honda Civic SI

    2000 Honda Civic SI6 oy oldin

    ok but when do we get cupecake cucks?

  71. MCPunk55

    MCPunk556 oy oldin

    A Polygraph test can be passed by taking a small pill... it's about as useful as as a fork in a bowl of soup.


    MADKIDD623BHN6 oy oldin

    Him and his writers are Hilarious!!! Great show..

  73. pikeman80

    pikeman807 oy oldin

    Yeah. George Bush Jr. was the idiot that blamed Canada for being responsible for allowing all terrorists in so they could invade the States----making people need passports to get in instead of birth certificates. Still as many terrorists after. He just kept many people out that would buy things to contribute to their economy. Why the hell would I want to go somewhere where i am seen as a possible terrorist. After that it hell with the U.S. My money is staying here now.

  74. Maximellow

    Maximellow7 oy oldin

    As a european border patrol and closed borders are such a foreign concept to me. I just don't understand the logic behind it.

  75. Miguel Sanchez

    Miguel Sanchez7 oy oldin

    The polygraph Test is trash!!! His own inventor said so too. As well as all of science

  76. Saul Contreras

    Saul Contreras7 oy oldin

    The Mariachi Terrorist and his Supersonic Trumpet!

  77. Christopher Mattsson

    Christopher Mattsson7 oy oldin

    Is that Will Arnett in the voiceover at the end?

  78. FOWST

    FOWST7 oy oldin

    3:35 "lauren forcement"? Excuse me sir, I think you're slowly becoming one of them.

  79. bryce hutcheson

    bryce hutcheson7 oy oldin

    Yeah, I just the math and I seem to have smoked about as often as that one applicant , if not more. Damn that's a lot of money, I bet it's been around $125,000, what am I doing?

  80. Uncle Doobius

    Uncle Doobius7 oy oldin

    The boredom patrol. The Jarhead effect.

  81. Sanyo Nazyin

    Sanyo Nazyin7 oy oldin

    What if the Mexican bring two ladders?

  82. Lucas King

    Lucas King7 oy oldin

    Donald Trump is, and I cannot stress this enough, literally the worst person in American history. Basically a sentient spray tanned xenophobic dinosaur turd. Seriously why would anyone vote for this shitpile

  83. mati

    mati7 oy oldin

    americans don't have problems with immigrants if they're white lmao

  84. Miguel Sanchez

    Miguel Sanchez7 oy oldin

    7:34 *POLYGRAPH!?* .......... SERIOUSLY!? that thing is 100% BULLLLLLLSHIT!!! BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and it has nothing to do with science and should never ever be used in a LEGAL CASE:... are you mental!? might as well use the mighty magic 8 ball!!! AT LEAST THEN YOU ARE RIGHT SOMMMETIMES BY CHANCE........ jeeessssuuuuuuuuuus~ america is so DUMB. "but the polygraph works, i saw it on TV!" ......... < i saw it on a cheap tv show! now thats a watertight argument eh? THE INVENTOR CONDEMNED IT! for very good reasons! you can attach it to plants and get a "RESULT" out of it... the fuck! ... even your DNA testing sucks more often than not and this HAS actually a scientific base. americah is the worst country in the world, right? america first. on that list.

  85. Miguel Sanchez

    Miguel Sanchez7 oy oldin

    This show is "Adam Ruins Everything" combined with the "Tonight Show" XD

  86. Galactic Bread Boi

    Galactic Bread Boi23 kun oldin

    @Joe Heitman true but to be fair, this has about 25 minutes to go in depth with a single topic while adam ruins everything has to cram multiple topics into a similar time frame

  87. Joe Heitman

    Joe Heitman4 oy oldin

    And with nore research. I've grown disillusioned with Adam Ruins Everything. There's often very little nuance or deep dives like this show has. It seems like they just go with the story just below the surface, then move on to the next topic.

  88. Peggy Trawick

    Peggy Trawick7 oy oldin

    Trump’s ego is tremendous and his wonderful beautiful Wall

  89. Peggy Trawick

    Peggy Trawick7 oy oldin

    Trump’s ego is tremendous

  90. Peggy Trawick

    Peggy Trawick7 oy oldin

    Trump’s ego is tremendous his beautiful,

  91. Ruairi O'Donohoe

    Ruairi O'Donohoe8 oy oldin

    Well this aged like milk

  92. Dani Mosher

    Dani Mosher8 oy oldin

    I agree with almost everything said... but polygraph tests are as much woo as a psychic is.

  93. Rob Nowe

    Rob Nowe8 oy oldin

    **20200810 ***** Grand Total 279+ miles ***** (CBP: 275+ miles as of 20200810 ; Private: 4 miles). This is ≥ 62% of 450 mile goal, ≥ 54% of 509 mile goal, ≥ 42% of previous 654 mile preexisting, ≥ 27% of 1,000 miles, & ≥ 14% of entire southern border. 20200803 269+ miles. 20200727 260+ miles. 20200720 249+ miles. 20200713 239+ miles. 20200706 233+ miles. 20200622 226+ miles. 20200622 220+ miles. 20200615 214+ miles. 20200522 198+ miles. 20200515 191+ miles. 20200508 185+ miles. 20200501 179+ miles. 20200424 174+ miles. 20200417 166+ miles. 20200410 162+ miles. 20200403 155+ miles. 20200327 151+ miles. 20200320 146+ miles. 20200313 143+ miles. 20200306 135+ miles. 20200228 131+ miles. 20200221 126+ miles. 20200214 121+ miles. 20200207 119+ miles. 20200131 115+ miles. 20200124 110+ miles. 20200110 100+ miles. 20191220 96+ miles. 20191213 93+ miles. Report Illegal Aliens @ 866-DHS-2ICE (1 866-347-2423)

  94. Brenda Rodriguez

    Brenda Rodriguez8 oy oldin

    Well this video aged well. We didnt know why trump wanted the hiring surge? Well we do now.

  95. Dichtsau

    Dichtsau8 oy oldin

    once Mantequilla, the last meheecan, starts his epic journey, mexicans are gonna flee the usa.

  96. Peggy Trawick

    Peggy Trawick8 oy oldin

    Trump’s big beautiful wall! The Great Wall Of China is just a wall. They have their own Airplanes and Trains

  97. drstevenrey

    drstevenrey8 oy oldin

    Crime is just like porn. America has a big mouth about it, and at the same time is the origin of the worst of both topics. If drugs come into the US over the border, then it is because an American has organized it from home.

  98. Howard Sanders

    Howard Sanders8 oy oldin

    nice to know that BoJack is doing voice overs for border patrol commercials

  99. escutus

    escutus8 oy oldin

    I saw last year a bull riding event where the border patrol sponsored it. It was akward.

  100. Cmorris94

    Cmorris948 oy oldin

    Was that jeff daniels in the commercial?

  101. Chris Brown

    Chris Brown8 oy oldin

    And now americans arent allowed across any border