Floods: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

John Oliver explains why our federal system for financing flood recovery perpetuates a pattern of destruction and why you should never offer a tortilla chip to a seagull.
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  1. Andrew

    AndrewKun oldin

    So you guys not have green belt? Glasgow has legislation that prevents it expanding to reduce flooding and protect the environment called green belt?

  2. JenAnn Creates

    JenAnn Creates5 kun oldin

    April 2021: John Oliver tells a joke. I jump in surprise at the unknown source of laughter. Wait. We are in the void. Must be a laugh track.

  3. far2ez

    far2ez6 kun oldin

    Fuck that absurdly lardy ass loser who refuses to move and wants taxpayer bailouts every time his place floods. That is so infuriating. You want to live somewhere shit? FINE! Live somewhere shit! But YOU pay the damages. You can't? Then MOVE! Holy fuck. I don't get what is so difficult about this.

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  19. Think_of_a_Storyboard

    Think_of_a_Storyboard26 kun oldin

    The part at the beginning was amazing

  20. Pero Neto

    Pero Neto27 kun oldin

    9:56 Did he just go full Simpsons on us bout the stimulus checks?

  21. TheUser220

    TheUser22027 kun oldin

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  22. Stoodmuffin Personal

    Stoodmuffin Personal28 kun oldin

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  23. meinenNamen sagichnet

    meinenNamen sagichnet28 kun oldin

    I do understand now why many americans think social and health insurance for all would make everyone stop working having lots of children and not taking care of anything.

  24. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon29 kun oldin

    Let's just spare a minute to think about the poor soul who had to stay under the table for the whole duration just for two of those three seagul jokes.

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  26. yohei72

    yohei72Oy oldin

    This is still only my second favorite satire of seagulls, after "Finding Nemo." "Mine? Mine? Mine?"

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  28. Moldveien

    MoldveienOy oldin

    That stossel show was made to say the program was bad

  29. Justin

    JustinOy oldin

    The seagull was played by Noel MacNeal (who was also Mr. Nutterbutter). He was Bear in "Bear and the big blue house" a show I loved as a young kid. That is the closest the show has gotten to my childhood since Pokemon was mentioned in the Chiitan segment and the segment about third parties.

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  32. James Ambrosini

    James AmbrosiniOy oldin

    Last Week's Tostitos with C. Gull

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  34. Rei Kuroki

    Rei KurokiOy oldin

    Legend has it, that even today. That seagull has asked for more tostitos

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  38. Wesley Blanchett

    Wesley BlanchettOy oldin

    John Oliver can do no wrong in my eyes.

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  40. Dorian Alexander

    Dorian AlexanderOy oldin

    Mr. Oliver, roseate spoonbills are wonderful birds. Leave them and their bills alone. They’ve evolved that way because their strange bill shape gives them an advantage. However, your toucan-beak wannabe nose doesn’t seem to serve any purpose. /lh

  41. Jeje Here

    Jeje HereOy oldin

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  42. McLovin

    McLovinOy oldin

    Has anything changed since this aired? 🤔

  43. Jameel Ja

    Jameel JaOy oldin

    Technically, parking lots are mostly made out of asphalt, not concrete.

  44. Callsign Starbuck Viper Dragon

    Callsign Starbuck Viper DragonOy oldin

    National Flood Insurance Act? Seems like a flood based version of a National Health Insurance Act..... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨🤨

  45. J Robb

    J RobbOy oldin

    My hiccups won’t stop 😢

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  47. Papa Taurean

    Papa TaureanOy oldin

    Okay... now I understand why Doctor D David Schultz slapped the bejeesus out of John Stossel... what a dick bag.

  48. Sabih Shahid

    Sabih Shahid13 kun oldin

    You realize Stossel was criticizing the program right? He was calling it out for protecting millionaires who can have their own stuff fixed

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  51. Ryan Lesner

    Ryan LesnerOy oldin

    " Hey buddy why are you building that Nineteen foot wall around your house?" " Well during the last flood the water got ten feet deep." " How do you know that?" " See that black mark on the wall. That is how high the water level was." " Like that is gonna happen again! " DOWN POUR OF RAIN " SHIT! "

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  56. Plumikii Ryu

    Plumikii RyuOy oldin

    Please Do A Piece on Michael Jackson Hi, I’m writing to you because Last Week Tonight as opposed to other such shows actually cares about issues rather than chasing the headlines. It has been 11 years since Michael Jackson passed away yet to this day what the common consensus is that he is a taboo subject for many. I recall you guys once did a piece on Public Shaming. Michael Jackson was a genius, an abused child. He was strange. He was one of the few major stars from the 80s who came out of the 80s without a heroine addiction. He in his own way did many, Many strange things, but so do most other superstars. And more than others he actually cared. About children, about the earth. About the issues we are discussing to this day. While Icons like Freddie Mercury, Elvis Presley, Prince, Beetles and many more are known for their good works, Michael is known for the something which he has repeatedly been acquitted for. It’s the truth that anyone looking for will find instantly but due to the “where there is smoke there is a fire” narrative, even 11 years after his death, the new media treats him like a criminal. All his trial pages are open for the public to read. He WAS weird. Making a ranch called neverland, hanging out with children. Trusting people he shouldn’t. But I urge you please cover him, hear beyond the noise like you guys often do. The most successful African American Artist of all time was a humble man child, who respected women, loved children and cared about our environment. He was not a heroine junkie, a private man who did not share his disease even all the way back in 1993 even though he was accused of wanting to become a “White Man”. He was eccentric. Hanging out with animals and caring about them. theobjectivestandard.com/2020/02/justice-for-michael-jackson/ This article covers multiple sources, some of which I had read previously. Michael Jackson was a multi talented millionaire pop star, who was not an alcoholic, was a caring father, a filial son, Treated women with respect, cared about the planet and it’s beings. The press that constantly kept DASHING him, had found a way to subvert their guilt. All those years of calling him a “Jacko”, “monkey” and many more hurtful things was justified if he was a paedophile. They NEEDED him to be guilty. Such a man cannot exist in Hollywood. Such public shaming had allowed and to this day allows Michael to be a victim to all this slander. Please do a piece, if not one that exonerates him then one that once and for all cements the fact the Michael Jackson, the greatest pop star, the first African American Idol was a paedophile. Not through unknown sources or flimsy headlines but through concrete proof. A news echoing in a closed chamber will not reach anyone, most fans who what to know the truth know it, other people will read the headlines but not the explanations. It’s about time the general public knows. Please do a piece on Michael, the blatant mistreatment by the media, The systematic racism he faced during his trials. Please don’t let the first African American Singer be remembered for the things he did not do, He was weird, weird enough to annoy Freddie Mercury with Bubbles feedbacks, weird enough to let kids crack raw eggs over Michael Jackson, Weird enough to play water balloons with children. But he was not a paedophile and the world needs to acknowledge that. He was in no way a “Perfect Human” but he tried his best to live right and we should not punish him for doing that. On this year please exonerate this Black man, the Justice System has done it two decades ago, it’s about time everyone else does. Please do a piece on Michael Jackson.

  57. Norah Kehrli

    Norah KehrliOy oldin

    Me eating tostitos *crunches while paranoia intensifies*

  58. Lennart Krüger

    Lennart KrügerOy oldin

    This might come off a bit strange, but I find a kind of inner peace in that talking-seagull-tostito joke.

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  63. Psycho Bergmuis

    Psycho Bergmuis2 oy oldin

    Its been 3 years has the goverment done anything?

  64. steven jackson

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  66. SAVANAMIXES

    SAVANAMIXES2 oy oldin

    Nearly 3 and a half years later and I've just noticed "...drowning is the most common cause of death in these parks" in the blurred text right around 1:07

  67. Chris George

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  70. EnVec0

    EnVec02 oy oldin

    My favorite show is buying the beach. Because I look up the city after the couple purchases it so see what kind of storm devastated their coastal home.

  71. Stephen Jacks

    Stephen Jacks2 oy oldin

    We will have flooding as long as Republican housing contractors don't stop building on land prone to flooding like swamps and coastal wetlands (Houston, Miami, et al).

  72. Norm Rayos

    Norm Rayos2 oy oldin

    I feel like I need the show to sell, “Global Warming = It just fucking IS.” Bumper stickers and donate the profits to charities actually working to prevent or fix it. Which then makes me makes me sad because if I have more trust an HBO show could and would do the right thing better than any of our elected officials...we’re already well and truly fucked.

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  75. djtomoy

    djtomoy2 oy oldin

    This show makes me feel like misery waits around every corner

  76. Josh Goldenberg

    Josh Goldenberg3 oy oldin

    Of course john can understand the bird, he's one of them

  77. coltino99

    coltino993 oy oldin

    It makes me realize how fucked up the world is..

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    Blanche Kuechler3 oy oldin

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  79. Brian Koller

    Brian Koller3 oy oldin

    Poor John's HBO, I still think that making a living should be like buying Tostitos from a VENDING MACHINE. A flood of vending in a circle of Bird Talk. Lov love, Brian A Koller It's good to be a payer into my HBO.

  80. lol lmao wow

    lol lmao wow4 oy oldin

    Toastitos

  81. Saniya 666

    Saniya 6664 oy oldin

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  82. OneWorld22

    OneWorld224 oy oldin

    Want to help save the planet? Here are 6 things every individual can do to save the Earth: 1. Go VEGAN (food, clothes, accessories, toiletries, furniture etc.) 2. Consume products LESS and become an INFORMED consumer. - Don't buy anything new (except if necessary, like medicine or contact lenses). You can buy basically everything USED or make it yourself. - Do your RESEARCH before buying anything. Many products are destroying the environment via the extraction of raw materials, the production process, transportation etc. Also production lines are full of human labor abuses. Do your RESEARCH if you must buy something. Remember, your purchase of a product acts to support that company and everything that went into that product. - If you don't know 100% how a product was made at each and every step, then do NOT buy the product. You could be unknowingly supporting the extinction of orangutans in Indonesia (ex. palm oil) or the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest (ex. beef). No joke. Stop buying products unless you are 100% informed. Don't be selfish. You don't need most products. Buy it used at eBay/Craigslist/Goodwill or make it yourself instead of contributing to the destruction of the planet. - Check if the product has any certifications, such as: RainforestAlliance, FairTrade, RSPO - Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil, USDA Organic etc. - Stop buying via Amazon!!! It has rampant human rights abuses that have been clearly reported on many times, including abuses and neglect during COVID-19. In addition, despite some of its 'climate pledges', Amazon has a terrible negative impact on the environment. Think factories, energy-usages, packing for all of those boxes, carbon emissions for the trucks that deliver them etc. If you buy via Amazon you are supporting human rights abuses and environmental degradation. Do you really need that product? Just buy it used or at least directly form the actual company. Don't be selfish, be responsible. 3. Go plastic and packaging free. Don't buy anything with non-compostable packaging, or that's made of non-environmental material. If you do, make sure it's recyclable and recycle it properly. 4. ADOPT and REDUCE family sizes. Humans have overpopulated the world and are destroying the environment as a result. The human population is almost at 8 billion. We need to intelligently and voluntarily work to get our numbers down to at least half of that. It is a very personal issue, but please consider adopting children instead of creating new children. If having biological children, consider smaller family sizes. - Donate money and/or volunteer at organizations that support women's rights and literacy. On average, women's illiteracy rates are inverse to the number of children they have. I.e. the number of children a woman has decreases as she becomes literate and more educated. Here are some ideas: Room to Read, World Literacy Foundation, Malala Fund, UNICEF, Campaign for Female Education (CAMFED), Afghan Institute of Learning, Invest in Girls, Educate Girls, AGE Africa, Asante Africa Foundation, She’s the First, Forum for African Women Educationalists (FAWE). 5. VOTE and become politically informed. Make sure to stay politically informed and pressure your local, state and national representatives to support issues and legislation that save and protect the environment and species. VOTE during elections. 6. Use only RENEWABLE energy and use LESS of it. - Stop flying unless absolutely necessary (and buy carbon offsets if you do). Walk, bike, ride a velomobile, use public transportation instead of gas-powered cars. - See if your energy company has an option for you to buy green energy or support green energy initiatives. - Install your own renewable energy sources, like solar panels. - Be conscious throughout your day and use as little energy as possible. Ex. instead of turning on the heat, just wear a few more layers and close the windows. We can save the planet if everyone just does their part. Everyone please act! Check out this presentation for more information on human impacts on the environment and what you can do to help: uznick.info/up/video/koOaaoSyabeUmoE

  83. Tyler Wright

    Tyler Wright4 oy oldin

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  84. marvin furio

    marvin furio4 oy oldin

    This guy mastered the art of sharing news this millennium

  85. Freda Martin

    Freda Martin4 oy oldin

    I just recently found John Oliver here on UZnick and i say without doubt he is one of the best satirists I've ever seen.

  86. that one guy with the voice

    that one guy with the voice4 oy oldin

    N O T O S T I T O S

  87. Abdiel Gonzalez

    Abdiel Gonzalez4 oy oldin

    C

  88. AZW512MKW (official 3 star Ninja General) hurricane andrew

    AZW512MKW (official 3 star Ninja General) hurricane andrew5 oy oldin

    and you thought flooding was bad you should see the video of the flood of 94 i was right in the middle and the riverside and oakview cemetery were hit the hardest caskets rose up from the grave and im not joking floated down the street and to this day have not been found

  89. Xenos Breed

    Xenos Breed5 oy oldin

    Something tells me that the people receiving money by the government to rebuild their homes in problem areas, you know, a form of, like socialism, are also the type to defend their freedom to live where they want.

  90. Dan Torres

    Dan Torres5 oy oldin

    The guy who got slapped by David Schultz basically getting comeuppance for destroying Professional Wrestling

  91. Joe H.S

    Joe H.S5 oy oldin

    *Englishman screaming at seagull puppet about the lack of popular tortilla chip brand*

  92. Zaid Shaikh

    Zaid Shaikh5 oy oldin

    There is nothing as permanent as a temporary solution. - cgp grey

  93. A. NC.

    A. NC.5 oy oldin

    He's not looking for tostitos, he's found his long lost relative

  94. Shaunak Warty

    Shaunak Warty5 oy oldin

    The seagull walked up to the studio, and he said to the man, sitting in the desk, Hey! _dun dun dun_ Got any Tostitos?

  95. Verlin Joseph

    Verlin Joseph5 oy oldin

    The NFIP sounds like the government in the purge

  96. Senna Taylor

    Senna Taylor5 oy oldin

    This was actually my very first LWT episode

  97. Lissy London

    Lissy London5 oy oldin

    Obamacare basically did the same thing though. It gave insurance companies huge profits by forcing everyone to get insurance without allowing them to look for competition across state lines. It's like giving Comcast a federal guarantee that everyone has to buy their crappy product and they make money no matter how bad the coverage is.

  98. EsquiadorDesgraciao

    EsquiadorDesgraciao5 oy oldin

    Dont insult my main man stossel

  99. David Stanco

    David Stanco5 oy oldin

    stossel 2024

  100. aidan gibbons

    aidan gibbons5 oy oldin

    I think those people are hoping that evolution will take over..and we'l develop dorsal fins and flippers..problem solved...usa usa..

  101. Salt Daemon

    Salt Daemon5 oy oldin

    $450,000.00 for a 600sq.ft. yellow shack three stories high on stilts...no garage or parking or yard...doesn't look to have a dock either so it's overpriced by at least 400k.

  102. Belal El-Baba

    Belal El-Baba5 oy oldin

    16:19 perfect opportunity to say 'watered-down'