Transformers - Cosmonaut Picture Show



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  1. The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

    The Cosmonaut Variety HourOy oldin

    Inb4 someone corrects us on correct military jargon

  2. Rayce Nelson

    Rayce Nelson15 kun oldin

    Well you said Afghanistanian which wasn’t right it’s just like Afghan but you nailed it bahahaha

  3. Av8r96 Plays

    Av8r96 Plays21 kun oldin

    Is this your young people's music

  4. Nadir seay.

    Nadir seay.22 kun oldin

    Make these longer !

  5. Keegan Erp

    Keegan Erp25 kun oldin

    Are you doing the Fortnite emote ?

  6. The Greater Dane

    The Greater Dane26 kun oldin

    It’s okay, nobody actually knows oil company-I mean military jargon

  7. Pixel Fan22

    Pixel Fan22Kun oldin

    Am i the only one who liked this movie?

  8. Jon Doe

    Jon DoeKun oldin

    I hope you make this a series like twilight

  9. Someone Crazy

    Someone Crazy2 kun oldin

    “We will protect you, don't mind us.”

  10. AlesanaPoodle

    AlesanaPoodle2 kun oldin

    "Baja blasted" Unsubscribed

  11. Shockblast_Cannon

    Shockblast_Cannon2 kun oldin

    Marcus having a convo with his cat was so cute

  12. SuperUltraMega

    SuperUltraMega3 kun oldin

    Shit, Amazon was trying to tell you something

  13. Philosophy

    Philosophy3 kun oldin

    "What are you, an alien or something?" - thats how an alien would look when they're projecting their worst qualities onto others.

  14. masterbeanboi

    masterbeanboi4 kun oldin

    yall r cute

  15. jacob murphy

    jacob murphy4 kun oldin

    You can critique the movie, but don't slander the military. You wouldn't even begin to understand. Stopped watching at 1:30.

  16. Jack McLaughlin

    Jack McLaughlin4 kun oldin

    Nazi symbol??? 0:58

  17. Yeshaiyah White

    Yeshaiyah White4 kun oldin

    u guys are hilarious

  18. stupendisss

    stupendisss6 kun oldin

    Dababy probably loves this film

  19. Lux Invictus

    Lux Invictus6 kun oldin

    wait, there's a white version of you? cool

  20. Zygzak McQueen

    Zygzak McQueen7 kun oldin

    8:32 exactly

  21. Pizza Cuber

    Pizza Cuber8 kun oldin

    Are you both twins?

  22. BrEaD LoRd

    BrEaD LoRd8 kun oldin

    It looks like these people took a shower in wax before recording

  23. Fleurdelis.

    Fleurdelis.8 kun oldin

    This movie looks like it was filmed at that time of day that's not quite dusk but it's so late in the afternoon the sun is just orange and shining from one side. Even at night, it's just blue-toned at that point.

  24. Brushed Draws Art

    Brushed Draws Art8 kun oldin

    As A transformers mega fan ....I accept pretty much everything said here and can't stop laughing at BUMBLEBEE LITERALLY CAN'T BE INTERIGATED HE CAN'T GIVE US UP HE CAN'T TALK

  25. G

    G8 kun oldin

    Y’all mad funny😂😂😂

  26. Jake Tullo

    Jake Tullo9 kun oldin

    I love transformers this is hilarious

  27. Sosa

    Sosa10 kun oldin

    Cant wait for the sequels This will be a good series

  28. JustSeppe

    JustSeppe10 kun oldin

    Am I the only one who un-ironically likes these movies? Always have tbh, except 4 and 5. They don’t exist

  29. Goliath100

    Goliath10010 kun oldin

    13:00 I hate this point. Maybe english isn't their native language. At least you're not as bad as John Cena in Bumblebee.

  30. Shanez1215

    Shanez121510 kun oldin

    If you take the color grading of this movie and mix it with Ozark you'll get normal colors.

  31. Luke T

    Luke T10 kun oldin

    Movies like the transformers are some of the most insane US military propaganda ive ever seen. They work so well to paint a false picture of US military action abroad and what the CIA really does that so many people have this exact belief of the military and war

  32. Akash Shah

    Akash Shah10 kun oldin

    8:52 "What's cracking little bitches" *Jazz proceeds to sit his fat ass down on top of a corpse of his species*

  33. Super Pal1994

    Super Pal199410 kun oldin

    Jazz in this movie is weaponized cringe.

  34. eddie rodriguez

    eddie rodriguez11 kun oldin

    haha I have that sweater too

  35. Temavo

    Temavo11 kun oldin

    Fun Fact: You didn’t know that the 90’s song thing here and the “doo-doo-do! Doo-doo-doo-do!” Song from the Twilight videos are the same song.

  36. Digit Toll

    Digit Toll2 kun oldin

    You testing our nostalgia?

  37. King Juice

    King Juice11 kun oldin

    4:44 my childhood was ruined 😂😂

  38. Jotaro Kujo

    Jotaro Kujo11 kun oldin

    Smashmouth, Doctor Fuck, and Skullfuck were KILLED by the BATTLE TROOPS!!!

  39. A Jager Film

    A Jager Film12 kun oldin

    Do a the revenge of the fallen the transformers movie reviews are my favorite

  40. BlueFlamedMemphis

    BlueFlamedMemphis12 kun oldin

    I hated these movies because they spent more time panning off screen to the fucking humans and whoever that lady in the thumbnail than they did actually show the transformers

  41. Jotaro Kujo

    Jotaro Kujo12 kun oldin

    Real Government: We sent out multiple units to eliminate the target. Michael Bay Government: We are sending out battle troops to kill our enemy.

  42. Everik

    Everik12 kun oldin

    At least this movie was accurate in one way: the original cartoon was a commercial for toys, the movie is a commercial for the military.

  43. Landino The Great

    Landino The Great12 kun oldin

    14:12 that was Michael Bay

  44. Zehc

    Zehc13 kun oldin

    Dude. I've literally seen these movies in theater and I've spent 75% of this video trying to decide which one this is about. Fucking help me

  45. Jotaro Kujo

    Jotaro Kujo13 kun oldin

    Transformers 2 is even worse. They didn't have a script.

  46. Hi Daßer

    Hi Daßer13 kun oldin

    Love the nail color on your left hand

  47. Alexandre Weber MTG

    Alexandre Weber MTG14 kun oldin

    14:50 We should appreciate how risky it is for 2 helicopters to lift a transformer

  48. immortal nightbody

    immortal nightbody14 kun oldin

    10:38 - I stopped here. This movie is so bad that even a lampooning of it doesn't satisfy.

  49. Spencer Cruse

    Spencer Cruse14 kun oldin

    The first time I watched this movie I literally thought they had spilled gasoline on all the characters

  50. SH

    SH14 kun oldin

    I grew up in China where everyone loved these movies, it’s interesting to see an actual critical view on them

  51. wavingdragon

    wavingdragon14 kun oldin

    Then Marvel adopts Transformers' blood showing rule.

  52. Lucia Maria Ortega Flores

    Lucia Maria Ortega Flores14 kun oldin

    the only part that I liked from this movie was that he was wearing a The Strokes shirt

  53. John Stenson

    John Stenson14 kun oldin

    The first one is seen by most as the best one How did we get five of these

  54. Nathan Schell

    Nathan Schell15 kun oldin

    Did they CGi the tubes at 11:43? Like why not just spend the 20$ on actual tubes xD?

  55. Soupigeon

    Soupigeon15 kun oldin

    Love this more please

  56. Peter Ponce-Toriz

    Peter Ponce-Toriz15 kun oldin


  57. Nikolai Melnikov

    Nikolai Melnikov16 kun oldin

    13:08 in the aligned continuity the decepticons explain that the name was given to them by the autobots and that they used it to show that they took pride and their cause and didnt care what others thought about it even when they pinned them as baddies. Megatron started with good intentions but turned corrupt btw

  58. CoffeeSorcerer69

    CoffeeSorcerer6916 kun oldin

    I'm in the middle of the video, but going off of pure memory. Didn't Jazz die first?

  59. RAGE_TV

    RAGE_TV16 kun oldin

    Dude omg this was so fucking funny how did u not do this sooner

  60. Melvin Donovan

    Melvin Donovan16 kun oldin

    Imma month late here, but why did they need the stress how hot the love interest high schooler was... is it because she sucked

  61. Jason Lewis

    Jason Lewis16 kun oldin

    The first transformers movie will always be the best one.

  62. Sir Plata

    Sir Plata16 kun oldin

    This movie is actually one of the better ones out the line up.

  63. D'amante Gordon

    D'amante Gordon17 kun oldin

    Been rewatching the Picture Show videos and all I can say is that Dan is great

  64. Ethan Walsh

    Ethan Walsh17 kun oldin

    Marks show more cat

  65. Roman Bilan

    Roman Bilan17 kun oldin

    Wouldn't the Decepticons be Antifa super soldiers?

  66. Jr Animations

    Jr Animations17 kun oldin

    The grease on their lips prevents them from ever fully kissing

  67. enchanted dirt

    enchanted dirt17 kun oldin

    you look like the guy from the grubhub

  68. D4C

    D4C18 kun oldin

    PLEASE do all the movies Marcus, this vid was hilarious

  69. Shawn Barron

    Shawn Barron18 kun oldin

    Here's the reality of it, if you expect a good plot, good characters, or good writing when watching a transformers movie then you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. You watch these movies to just spend some time watching giant alien robots blow stuff up for two hours, and in that respect not only is it one of the best movies you can find but it's also some of the most fun you can have with a movie. These aren't meant to be some masterpiece of storytelling or character study, it's just one cool shot after another, that's how you have to see it, and once you do these movies have become some of the best theater experiences you can have.

  70. Ndivhuwo Thizwilondi

    Ndivhuwo Thizwilondi18 kun oldin

    "Disgusting 👌🗣" 😂😂😂

  71. Dontavis Bradley

    Dontavis Bradley18 kun oldin

    The apathetic squid coincidentally slap because environment phytogeographically rinse pace a cute author. harmonious, thoughtless shallot

  72. Dork Night

    Dork Night19 kun oldin

    Ayo homeslice, oh boi obuddy ol'pal, where's the quality robo racism

  73. Jurassic Productions

    Jurassic Productions19 kun oldin

    “Are you doing the Fortnite emote?” I’m not gonna lie when I say... I died a little on the inside when I heard him say that.

  74. Jared D. Sanchez

    Jared D. Sanchez19 kun oldin

    I have those shirts

  75. RetlocLive

    RetlocLive19 kun oldin

    So when's the Revenge of the Fallen viewing? That'll be fun. ^_^

  76. Luis Hern@ndez

    Luis Hern@ndez19 kun oldin

    I also laughed WAAAAAY TOO HARD on 1:15

  77. Luis Hern@ndez

    Luis Hern@ndez19 kun oldin

    Remember how memorable Jazz was in the OG cartoon? Yeah, now he’s worthless in this😂😂

  78. Matt Kilsby

    Matt Kilsby20 kun oldin

    As if this video wasn't perfect already, suddenly - cat. 12:00

  79. Fist of Dante Media

    Fist of Dante Media20 kun oldin

    I haven’t seen this level of movie snobbery since Cinemasins

  80. Anyone _

    Anyone _20 kun oldin

    the way Dan holds his switch at the beginning makes me unrationally angry idk why

  81. Crystalin

    Crystalin20 kun oldin

    8:52 when I see my friends.

  82. SkrillaThrilla

    SkrillaThrilla20 kun oldin


  83. Halloween Evolved

    Halloween Evolved20 kun oldin

    I know it’s rhetorical but the name Decepticons is a name given to them by the High Council of Cybertron. It was supposed to demonize them but they just kinda own it.

  84. Nikos Gligoris

    Nikos Gligoris20 kun oldin

    It's the 5th time i watch this video, and i JUST got the opening sweater joke ......jesus

  85. Alexander Dean

    Alexander Dean20 kun oldin

    Part 2 when pls?

  86. Just Chris

    Just Chris21 kun oldin

    This shit is actually hilarious. Please do the other movies

  87. iam_qwesi

    iam_qwesi21 kun oldin

    Can u do one for horror movies like the nun

  88. M P

    M P21 kun oldin

    I'm so excited for part 2 lol. Glad the movies with a friend thing is doing well

  89. PolarVanny

    PolarVanny21 kun oldin

    i will hereby refer to miles as "the flip flop guy"

  90. Jarod Grudem

    Jarod Grudem21 kun oldin

    Can’t wait for the sequel!! Oh wait...

  91. Alejandro Gonzalez

    Alejandro Gonzalez21 kun oldin

    Why does smashmouth sound so much like a legit transformer name

  92. Sander

    Sander21 kun oldin

    Racist? Are you kidding me?

  93. Ella Stevens

    Ella Stevens21 kun oldin

    this video has insane rewatchability

  94. Diddy Kong

    Diddy Kong21 kun oldin

    There was a us military ad before this video

  95. John Wick

    John Wick13 kun oldin

    As Michael Bay intended.

  96. DJ Ro-Dog

    DJ Ro-Dog22 kun oldin

    that sound must've been 100 gecs

  97. Matt Michalak

    Matt Michalak22 kun oldin

    They skipped the nostalgia bait scene with Megatron and Starscream 😂 “where is the cube?” “The humans have taken it!” “You FAIL me yet again, Starscream!”

  98. Phoebe

    Phoebe22 kun oldin

    this was one of the funniest videos i've ever seen this year thank you so much dude

  99. Nadir seay.

    Nadir seay.22 kun oldin

    Made these longer !

  100. Penguins Can Animate Animate

    Penguins Can Animate Animate23 kun oldin

    Me trying not to laugh while seeing the view count (699k views). *yes I know I’m immature*

  101. Meriluslff1989

    Meriluslff198923 kun oldin

    Whats cracking little bitches lmaooooooo who ALLOWED this

  102. deskryptic

    deskryptic23 kun oldin

    this movie deserves this treatment... the worst

  103. Ale Zayas

    Ale Zayas23 kun oldin

    That dude is so funny

  104. Payson Davis

    Payson Davis23 kun oldin

    Megatron is canonically aware of Fortnite

  105. James Callaghan

    James Callaghan24 kun oldin

    14:11 Pretty sure that was Michael Bay that got flicked

  106. Shainez Perry

    Shainez Perry24 kun oldin

    Marcus talking to his cat tho 😍😍

  107. NeonPizza

    NeonPizza24 kun oldin

    Markus, you and Dan are a iconic and hilarious duo, I really love the cosmonaut picture show. Keep it up!